A riddle for you...

Today for brunch I had . . .
1 golfball soup
2 short stax
1 cruller
1 turnover
1 danish
1 donut
3 apples
4 bananas
1 orange
4 sandwiches
2 blue plates (Meat, corn and peas)
2 servings of jello
1 jello mold salad
Cottage cheese and peach salad
1 hamburger deluxe (one bite)

I'm not Elvis, but who am I?

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